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12:00 am - Daily Tweets

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

02:12 @mrheadrick they also keep gnats away if you pin one inside your shirt or hat in the summer. #
03:30 New 1TB hard disk arrived today, installed and transferring. Time to wait. http://is.gd/5MEWj #
04:35 The new Geico commercial with Elmer Fudd makes me laugh every time. #
04:55 @RAZE502 this diwector is weally stawting to wub me the wong way. #
06:37 HA! http://is.gd/5MLIP #
17:14 @Fweef I watched sunshine cleaning and broken flowers this weekend. Both good. #
17:19 @Fweef has boobs too #
22:46 @AaronBergquist for what? #
23:03 @AaronBergquist cool. I got one a while back. All I had to do was promise to take a picture of myself wearing it after I got it. #

Jan. 5th, 2010

12:00 am - Daily Tweets

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:02 RT @UberTwiter: UberTwitter Beta-6 ver 0.945 is available here http://bit.ly/pKDuh more details to come on the web site #
00:42 RT @Kayla: RT @tutsplus: This website is so right: http://www.twentynot2000.com/ #
00:44 @UberTwiter feature request: filter only retweets, links, pictures, etc. in your timeline. So I can see pics only, RTs only, or both, etc. #
00:52 New version of ÜberTwitter is full of win. #
02:28 Watching "Broken Flowers." #
16:07 RT @stepfathers: "I took the day off to… shop for myself" – a customer who clearly took the day off to j-off. #
19:07 "they don’t call it a through and through for nothing." #
19:09 "you got me all worked up" "you know, normally you have to pay extra for that." #
19:40 @UberTwiter not seeing new tweets on home screen icon Turned on visual notifications, now I get icon by clock. What happened to the old way? #
22:55 @SarahMcLagan its really good #
23:48 Mario Evolution | http://technology.todaysbigthing.com/2010/01/04 #

Jan. 4th, 2010

12:00 am - Daily Tweets

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:56 WORST FACT EVAR. | RT @OMGFacts Whoopi Goldberg has no eyebrows. #omgfacts #
02:50 Black olives are sooooo good. #
03:04 Watching "(500) Days Of Summer." #
03:39 @RAZE502 ever? #
03:49 "you’re too big." #
04:28 (500) Days Of Summer was really good. What to watch next? #
06:23 "you gonna swallow that?" #
06:51 "Ouch! You just stabbed me with it." #
06:59 Watched "Sunshine Cleaning," it was sad, but a good movie. Now it’s time for bed. #
15:43 @KAEnglund Citizens Bank #
19:32 Wendys has spicy chicken nuggets now? #
19:39 Watching "Hot Shots!" because @aprmaejun has never seen it. #
20:08 What do you do to an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino. #
22:45 I will catch the end in 5 hours. RT @twinsmvb: Game 163 between Twins and Tigers just started on MLB Network. It may be a late night. #

Jan. 3rd, 2010

12:00 am - Daily Tweets

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

02:26 -14F, and a -30F wind chill to go with it. http://tweetphoto.com/7844220 #
03:08 @RAZE502 could be worse! #
06:15 Well, do you, do you, do you wanna? Well, do you, do you, do you wanna? Wanna go where I’ve never let you before? #
07:47 Crusts are icky they make Eric sicky! #
13:39 RT @MythBusters: Happy Palindrome Day! 01022010 #
17:24 @surpass I’m excited! #
17:55 Got a loan statement for my car today. Haven’t received one since I moved her LAST DECEMBER. Glad to see they finally figured it out. #
18:49 Solve for Pizza | http://is.gd/5KesS #
19:06 If you havin hull problems I feel bad for you son… | http://is.gd/5Kflb #
21:02 @surpass #sh2010 synopsis? #
21:03 @surpass #sh2010 10 #
21:04 @surpass Question 4: centOS #sh2010 #
21:05 @surpass #sh2010 Question 5 ssl? #
21:07 @surpass #sh2010 Question 6 john cleese #
21:07 @surpass #sh2010 Question 7 RCA Lyra? #
21:08 @surpass #sh2010 Question 8 india #
21:10 @surpass #sh2010 Question 9 the human race #
21:10 @surpass #sh2010 Question 10 surpass! #
21:14 @surpass #sh2010 question 7 Rio PMP300 #
21:16 @jelew1985 Hope so! you were too quick for me. I looked at the search results for the hashtag and a lot of people had answers. #
21:16 @jelew1985 @surpass would have been kinda cool to see #sh2010 or @surpass become a trending topic. #
21:18 @jelew1985 it was a little hectic, but fun. An interesting concept though, trivia via twitter, if executed correctly could be a lot of fun. #
21:20 @jelew1985 for this small contest it was great. but on a larger scale questions would need to be much less rapid, in my opinion. #
21:23 @surpass @jelew1985 I got one! and you did too Jeff! :D #
21:24 @jelew1985 and I actually already have Netflix, so it’s even better! #
21:25 @jelew1985 sweet. www.robmonroe.net/netflix has my link to be buddies on there #
21:26 @jelew1985 just kidding the link isn’t on there anymore. #
21:42 @jelew1985 funky like what? #
21:53 @jelew1985 Looks like the CSS is borked… mine is working fine, but I’m using the X theme, not X3 #
22:25 @nightdrake It is funny. Mike Rowe is HILARIOUS. Definitely worth it. #
22:45 @Kayla That movie makes me cry #
22:55 @Kayla Well I have Verizon, so at current I’d go with Droid. But I hear Pixi is coming to VZW too. #
23:49 @KAEnglund just sending a check in a regular envelope each month. Can’t pay online and costs $15 to pay by phone. #

Jan. 2nd, 2010

12:00 am - Daily Tweets

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:10 RT @TravisMear: Bitches. Stitches. They get them. #
00:46 Gayest wannabe cop ever. #
01:06 For real. Gay cop is the most worst. #
01:53 "I don’t wanna do that, it will hurt." #
01:58 IDK my BFF Jill #
01:59 The girls are talking about squirting. #
02:04 "cutting jugulars and creaming in their asses." #
02:17 "I need to breathe out both of my holes." #
02:18 RT @aprmaejun: "love it, grasp it, there you go" #
02:20 "why are your pants all wet?" #
02:42 RT @Falborg: Does Rick Ross ever have a day off? It seems like he’s always hustlin’. #
02:54 "Then it feels like… Icky." #
03:05 Tony took it full force. #
04:47 Home. Time for sleeps. #
10:57 RT @richardhenry: OH: "My phone has reset or something, it says January 1st. Oh, no, hang on…" #
16:49 Cooooooooooold tomorrow. RT @AccuWxMinneapls: Tonight: Partly cloudy and very cold Low -16F Tomorrow: Partly sunny and bitterly cold High 0F #
17:07 @aprmaejun go buy rocky road! Now! #
19:13 "It’s thick buy I don’t like the taste of it." #
20:49 "so you took a picture of the purple thing between your legs and considered sending it to me?" #

Jan. 1st, 2010

12:00 am - Daily Tweets

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

03:59 RT @stepfathers: Dog the Bounty Hunter marathon fueled by nicotine, brandy, and coffee. #
14:43 Listening to The Briggs in the way work thanks to @RAZE502’s suggestion :) #
16:26 "its really big." "well you don’t have to put it all in there." #
16:57 "as he says it with another one in his mouth. Just sucking on it." #
19:39 "she also did that jaw thing for you." #
20:53 What’s your favorite tweet of 2009? #
22:29 I like beer. Beer tastes good. #
22:32 "my foot is all the way in there." #
22:34 @nightdrake did you count how many clicks? #
22:53 @it_said_rawrr feg #
22:53 @heatherrain oh it was meant to be dirty. Nothing beats quotes taken out of context. #
23:08 And the black guy from Walker Texas Ranger. #
23:10 Drunk girls are the most worst. #
23:21 RT @TylerMear: Jeff dunham needs to murder himself tonight. And rush needs a jizzfest. #
23:38 "wait wait wait, who’s sober?" #

Dec. 31st, 2009

12:00 am - Daily Tweets

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:38 I’m pumped. | "Please bear with us: Como Zoo upgrades exhibit" | http://www.startribune.com/local/80241317.html #
03:13 RT @Explosm: New comic: 12.30.2009 http://bit.ly/4I12mB #
03:14 National Geographic shoves every morsel of its collection onto 160GB HDD http://bit.ly/5Eb8KJ (via @engadget) #
04:23 Watching "Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian." #
05:49 @RAZE502 you could chit chat with meeeeeeee :) #
06:04 Enchanted != Ella Enchanted #
06:45 "I’ve got my own, why would I bother touching yours?" #
15:55 @TravisMear you can paste them in on iTunes. #
19:56 RT @cnnbrk: Knighthood for Patrick Stewart? Queen says make it so. http://bit.ly/5Y9RME #
21:21 "Come on just open it up. Don’t be so mean." #

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Dec. 30th, 2009

12:00 am - Daily Tweets

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:21 Come on and wash these shores away. / I am looking for the crest / I am looking for the crest of a new wave. #
00:41 @KAEnglund is this a new one? #
02:15 Holiday hours can suck it. On my way home. #
03:18 RT @Gizmodo The True Odds of Airborne Terror Chart http://gizmodo.com/5435954/ #terror #oddsofairborneattacks #
03:25 Watching Pawn Stars. #
06:26 Sausage and Tang? Isn’t that a little racy for breakfast? #
15:19 ?Oo-ee-oo I look just like Buddy Holly / Oh-oh, and you’re Mary Tyler Moore #
20:38 RT @Falborg: Ernest went to Africa?! #
23:55 Recording macros in Excel makes my head hurt. But saves A LOT of time. #

Dec. 29th, 2009

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12:28 pm - Goal #21: Movies

Originally published at kenglund.net. You can comment here or there.

21. Watch 5 movies that start with each letter of the alphabet [4/130]

A-

B-

C-

D-

E-

F- (500) Days of Summer

G-

H-

#1 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (12/29/09)

I-

#1: Inglorious Basterds (12/28/09)

J-

#1 Julie/Julia (12/28/09)

K-

L-

M-

N-

O-

P-

Q-

R-

S-

T-

U-

V-

W-

X-

Y-

Z-

12:00 am - Daily Tweets

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:23 @mikeisreal I will be getting a slim at some point because all my Rock Band DLC is on his PS3. #
00:49 @Falborg "we gotta do that fuckin thing again, I just fucked it up." #
00:51 "they lose their creaminess after a while." #
02:45 Season 4 of That 70’s Show complete. On to season 5. #
02:59 @RAZE502 :) come on over buddy. #
03:15 @RAZE502 yessssss! #
03:26 And we can forget about any lunchtime hokey pokey. That’s what it’s all about. #
03:44 @RAZE502 never got into Earl. I’ve got a pretty long list at present though. After 70’s its King Of The Hill. Which had 13 damn seasons. #
03:59 @RAZE502 I can’t stand American Dad. #
04:51 @richardhenry I had it on mute, but I’m pretty sure I didn’t need sound. That was AWESOME. #
04:52 RT @richardhenry: Hm. Here’s a compilation video of French women with great cleavage crawling across a steam pipe. http://bit.ly/21dV9T #
07:38 RT @michaelianblack: Slogan for when I run for political office: "Michael Ian Black- Kissin’ babies, killin’ hobos." #
16:54 I didn’t know she had that GI Joe Kung Fu grip. #
17:08 @SarahMcLagan o rly? #
17:42 "I was gonna go down." #
18:18 "I can see that coming out of my mouth." #
22:48 @mrheadrick its pretty good #

Dec. 28th, 2009

12:00 am - Daily Tweets

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

02:54 RT @Explosm New comic: RT @MattMelvin Thats what you get for being so smug in the first frame, jerkoff http://bit.ly/91zHPs #
03:18 "I’m glad you’re not going to FunLand because you would just suck all the fun right out of it. Then it would just be called LandLand." #
04:22 "I dreamt that I petted an elephant today. I was going to tweet about it in my dream, but I didn’t." -@aprmaejun #
04:23 Always a goal of mine. RT @JohnHeffron: Big Goal for 2010: get light/garbage disposal switch correct on the first try. #
18:37 RT @twinsmvb: Boom. RT @KSchmidt: 106 days ’till Target Field opens. Thats 105 too many. #
19:28 Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. #
20:02 @TylerMear Johnny Cage Wins. #
21:41 @nightdrake yes they do #
22:18 RT @it_said_rawrr: "Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!" #
23:32 @mikeisreal how is it compared to the original PS3? Roomies is very loud and puts off a lot of heat. I want a slim. #

Dec. 27th, 2009

12:00 am - Daily Tweets

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:20 Time to watch UP :) #
17:41 @_at0m_ I didn’t cry at all. Neither did the gf, surprisingly. #
18:05 @_at0m_ you figured me out. I wore a mask called counterfeit. #
19:22 New shoes. #

Dec. 26th, 2009

12:00 am - Daily Tweets

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:40 Go go Godzilla #
01:51 RT @stepfathers: Char just reminded me that we briefly attended middle school with a boy named Rocky Gaylord. He was an ugly son of a bitch. #
02:36 Got a shirt from Woot and some new pillows from @aprmaejun :) #
05:50 Where do bad folks go when they die? They don’t go to heaven where the angels fly. Go to a lake of fire & fry; see ‘em again til 4th of July #
18:19 Still in bed. Feeling like crap today. No Christmas for me. #
19:26 It seems that #snowmageddon has met it’s match. Rain. #
19:56 "it was funny shaped. And it blew too hard." #
20:43 Watching "The Hangover." #
22:52 "The Hangover" was good. Watching "Something Something Something Darkside" now. #

Dec. 25th, 2009

12:00 am - Daily Tweets

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

01:50 #SNOWMAGEDDON http://is.gd/5zCYH #
04:05 Time to head home in the middle of #snowmageddon. Any guesses on how long it will take me to go the 27 miles? #
05:33 @helmblogger thanks for the RT #
05:40 RT @Explosm: New comic: 12.24.2009 http://bit.ly/4tWDot #
06:31 Dog Malfunction | http://is.gd/5zTF4 #
06:54 @Fweef consider it your Christmas gift. Don’t say I never gave you anything. #
13:53 RT @d4nz: RT @mattcutts: ????? http://unicodesnowmanforyou.com/ ????? #
16:04 RT @stepfathers: A guy come in with Wolverine claw tattoos on his hands saying his name was Logan. Credit card said Lee. Fuck that man. #
16:04 @SarahMcLagan I thought your birthday was the 26th??? #
16:22 #snowmageddon http://tweetphoto.com/7129972 #
18:09 RT @d4nz: RT @rainnwilson: My avatar is better than James Camerons’. #
22:26 Christmas gifts thus far: Rock Band Country track pack, King Of The Hill season 3, Big Bang Theory season 1, LaCie LaCinema Bridge player :D #
22:55 Classic holiday moment of me about 20 years ago. http://tweetphoto.com/7167133 #

Dec. 24th, 2009

12:00 am - Daily Tweets

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

04:09 Well hello, internet. My Blackberry missed you. #
04:09 Blackberry data came back for a second, and then went away again. Just got 23 emails and a 40+ text messages. #
04:09 Oh, and 3000 tweets :) #
05:02 RT @Falborg I said TRIM those sideburns, Mattingly! You’re off the team! #
06:23 New original song: "Drunk On Christmas" by @JimmyFallon | http://is.gd/5yCcG #
07:26 Bed time. One more day of work before a four day holiday weekend :D #
08:01 RT @justacoolcat: The amount of snow not coming down is amazing! There has to be at least 18-24" not falling! #
16:23 Snow seems to be starting. #snowmageddon #
19:43 RT @_at0m_: Carry on my wayward son; there’ll be peace when you are done. #
20:31 RT @TylerMear: @SarahMcLagan your dad is sweet. Stop being a skank #
21:20 "Ok it’s in." #